Who is Father Juan?

Father Juan is the legendary manager of champions in Professional Wrestling in British Columbia.

Using the Power of the Lord, Father Juan strives to save the Souls of the great unwashed otherwise known as ticket buying wrestling fans.

By leading the strongest and the best to championship gold in professional wrestling, Father Juan will bring The Word to the masses.

It’s time to Rise Up!  Join the Church and make a difference in this Hell we call a world.

Join The Church! You won’t regret it!

Latest Sermons

The latest preachings from the puplit of Father Juan Valdez

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Brothers and sisters, lend me your ears, for the Spirit has laid a heavy word upon my heart tonight! I say unto you—GLUTTONY is the chain that binds this generation, the golden calf of our appetites, the idol we worship with greasy fingers and bloated bellies. […]

Jezebel of The Month

The Latest Harlot to be chosen by Father Juan as the Jezebel of The Month.

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Look up Jezebel in the dictionary and chances are you’ll see a picture of “Mami”, otherwise known as Rhea “Bloody” Ripley. Flaunting her muscled body in as little clothes as possible on NATIONAL TELEVISION before unimpressionable males, polluting their minds with thoughts of LUST. Shame on […]

Wrestling

When The Almighty first comissioned Father Juan to preach His word to the great unwashed otherwise known as wrestling fans,  Father Juan thought the Good Lord had lost his damned mind.  After some penance and deep thought Father Juan realized that The Lord always has a plan and if it was His plan to save these particular souls then Father Juan was going to save those slovenly, possibly inbred souls.  And maybe sell some 8x10s along the way.