No, not that.
A Yo-Yo.
Even the Good Father has walked the dog a couple of times.
You think you’re good at it? Are you PROUD of your skills?
You shouldn’t be. First of all, you probably suck. Only able to toss the yo-yo a couple of times before the string is a tangled knotted mess and you have to untwist it before another couple of miserable tosses.
Maybe you can make it sleep, or walk the dog. Maybe you can even make the little triangle thingy out of the string and make the yo-yo swing inside.
You’re not special. Father Juan can do that too. Not that I’m bragging.
This guy however, is good.
He’s not just good, he’s amazing. The Good Lord above has imbued in him the power to… Yo.
Father Juan is going to assume that he is quite proud of himself when in fact he should be giving praise for the incredibly useless talent that The Almighty has bestowed upon him.
He should probably also touch grass.
Hajime Masura, for the sin of PRIDE, which you must be feeling when you blow people’s minds, Father Juan sentences you to:
3 Hail Mary’s and 12 Our Father’s
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